hoffman
he/him
twenty-eight
october 20th
blackthorn city, johto
heterosexual
ranger
ex-gym leader
old habits die hard, i guess.
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DEREK HOFFMAN
episode one
POSTED ON Dec 21, 2022 8:35:35 GMT
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[attr="class","icon"] "i can't help but wonder how many people have crashed or fallen off so far." racing pokemon, even riding them yourself, seemed so simple to think about. it would definitely deal a blow to one's confidence, especially in front of people, or if one had to tell their friends about it as the reason why they didn't earn the badge. [break][break]
as they continue, the beldum studies those eating and discussing their pizza, as per the agreement with their new sponsor. but that didn't at all take away from the conversation. [break][break]
"as for the pizza, can't really go wrong with meat, huh? besides the anchovies thing...glad your family never put you through that." derek's father liked anchovies, and it was something he experienced early on in his childhood. "mine did, and thinking about it just—" [break][break]
petalburg's gym leader makes a pained, disgusted expression while fighting his urge to gag. "i'm still grossed out to this day." thankfully the sponsor agreed with him, though it would always be an option on the menu for those who were able to enjoy the acquired taste. "i like the looks of that philly steak one, though." green peppers, while not his favorite, definitely looked to be doing the trick over there for kazimir. [break][break]
"but as for the name of the place, i can't say as of yet. they're still debating how they want to go about branding this one, as opposed to the parent company in johto." all he knew was that it's name would pay tribute to alto mare, where the first pizza shop of their's opened. [break][break]
"but yeah, go ahead and sign yourselves up before you head back home! i'll see if i can't squeeze you two in before the new year. " no promises on that end, but derek could try. [break][break]
"i only allow traditional battles, though. while i enjoy all the neat challenges the region's gym leaders have come up with, the direction hoenn has been headed makes me agree with the methods of noah faber and some others." [break][break]
hoenn needed trainers competent and capable enough to not only take on team rocket, but also the drk triad, cannibalistic megalopolans, and worse—legendary pokemon who demonstrated no regard for humanity. like necrozma, who the league and rocket struggled to deal with as a collective whole. [break][break]
"i might come up with something in the future that does a better job appealing to both ideals. won't know until i get there." for now it was simpler to stick to traditions, and also better for derek—both to formally train his more recently acquired pokemon, and also test out new stratagem he was looking to perfect. [break][break]
"anyways, we should get to the next part of the episode before i forget about it!" it was hard to remember all the things he wanted to cover, as the only stuff derek had written down was how or when to mention their mystery sponsor. [break][break]
"as gym leaders, prior members of the elite four and ultimately trainers who've explored the region, what's the craziest story you have to tell? y'know, something to frighten or excite the children." derek could start, but he'd been talking for so long that he figured they could take over while he took a much needed drink. [break][break]
and another slice of pizza. make that two. one from each of their boxes. no, he didn't even ask. surely they would understand... [break][break]
PETALBURG POGCAST EPSIODE #1
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